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Three Strikes, You're Out Mr. Bush

Sept 5, 2005, updated March 5, 2005

"We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did."  Louisiana Republican Congressman Richard Baker speaking publicly about the effects of huricane Katrina

Very quickly the hideous story of New Orleans is becoming a deluge of anti-Bush criticism.  Yet, I see another story/storm brewing just over the horizon.  This one isn’t just about the disconnected, arrogant SOB’s in the White House and FEMA.  Pseudodemocrats since Clinton have been falling over themselves to support this nonsense too.  This story is a tale of the failures of privatization and the handover of public sector functions to “faith-based organizations.”  That's why I'm locating this Hurricane Katrina article in the Religion & Ethics section of my site.   

Right wing ideologues like Grover Norquist and his anti-tax, anti-gov'ment zombie minions have been telling us for years that the government can’t do anything right.  I guess that we're supposed to ignore the realities of capitalism, especially under stressful circumstances.  Don't think about the oil companies' windfall profits.  Don't think about price gouging.   Let's think about the alleged failures of government.  Don't think about your grandma's social security check.  Don't think about the federal Interstate Highway System.  Think instead about all those inefficiencies of governments--not such cases as what Halliburton is doing right now with your tax dollars.  Never mind the deregulated airline industry that is bankrupting itself by undercharging to beat the competition and then taking tax dollar funded bailouts.  Instead, think about all those horrendous failures of federal government programs and regulations.  You get the point, right?  They get away with this nonsense in spite of the fact that the only evidence they have is the deregulation of telecommunications leading to the beloved locker room cell phone camera.  That's why they can't stand the anarchic internet, which exists without any one entity profiting from the network itself.  Little wonder Linux makes them so nervous.  They aren't really for privatization, but rather parasitization and hierarchy.  For a more thorough look at these facts about the right wing ideas, click here

So how do the right wingers, especially since Reagan, convince so many former union-protected employees that market-based solutions are the only ones that work, while simultaneously driving down wages and busting unions?  One of their favorite strategies for doing this is to put the “fox in the henhouse.”  In other words, fill all the leadership positions within these “undesirable” institutions with people who are utterly incompetent (such as "Brownie", the horse judge who was fired, and now directs FEMA) or who will help gut those organizations and sell the carcass to the lowest bidders (such as Michael Powell and the FCC), or better yet, to the favored sectarian fanatics (like Pat Robertson).  This not only streamlines the process of privatization (i.e. cutting up and selling off the public sector jobs), but it also gives us lots of examples of how incompetent the government is, thus further fueling the vicious circle of republican pseudo-logic. 

Their mantra sounds quite pathetic and absurd now, don't you think?  They tell us that this is the fault of our "idolatrous" reliance on government rather than private corporations and Protestant relief organizations.  But, this is a huge lie because disaster relief has already been privatized, and the unilateral executive mandate for faith-based initiatives has been quietly sucking up much of the rest of the available money for such things.  FEMA is helping fund the Evangelical Protestant Pat Roberston, and has been explicitly ignoring older, more substantial groups like Catholic Charities.   Expect to see Halliburton muscling up to the trough as well.  The Great Flood of New Orleans is the result of a lack of incentive for rescuing poor, Black, Catholic, Democratic voters in a French city.   The largely Protestant army of Bush's Faith Based Soldiers thought that all the Republicans got out of town, and the rest were probably just the condemned riff-raff of that town where George W. Bush reminded us that he used to party too much.  Walmart knows that the poor who survive will eventually come to buy budget furniture made by slave labor in Asia as soon as they settle in new low-income housing.  Walmart will want to make sure they live, so they brought water.  But what will incentivize Halliburton?  They don't own shopping malls.  They only benefit from fixing what's broken.  As we have already seen, the rescue of a large city's population is not easy, especially if they're poor and angry.

Whether true or not, it is inevitable that a number of African Americans will interpret the horrors of the Superdome as the 21st Century version of a concentration camp.   Ethnic cleansing at worst, or new age Jim Crow at best.  Nobody needs me to suggest that idea.  It's already seething out there(In October 2005 Bush's popularity among African Americans dropped to a record 2%, and rumors of an intentional breaking of the levies so as to drive out the remaining, poor blacks.)  However, it seems that the evidence isn't backing up a lot of the apocryphal stories that came out of the Super Dome or the Convention Center, nor many of the other disturbing rumors that the media relayed to us without checking facts.  I'm not really talking about that anyway.  I'm pointing to the sheer lunacy of expecting that profit-motivated companies like Halliburton will rush into a dangerous location to save a lot of people who can't afford to vote Republican. Or perhaps more bizarre, expecting a mentally deranged, sectarian megalomaniac like Pat Robertson to work just as hard to save a French Catholic party town like the Big Easy, or the dramatically Muslim Dearborn, Michigan as he would to save Tampa, Florida or Savannah, Georgia or Kennebunkport Maine.  You couldn't ask for a better argument against federal outsourcing of disaster relief, or even charitable works of any kind.  It's a really bad idea to set this situation up at all.  Market-based solutions for dealing with disasters will assure that wealthy Republicans get priority treatment while poor minorities will be treated like Jews were in Nazi Poland.  It's that simple.  Let the market decide, and you'll be assured a racist, classist and sectarian result.

Apparently, leaving God to take care of sinners isn't very effective either.  For example, the most decadent, homosexual area of the city of New Orleans, the French Quarter, was  among the least affected by the disaster, though several Jesus Bullies told us that God was punishing them for their lib'ral sins.  This fails to explain the even more devastating havoc Katrina caused in the predominantly Republican St. Bernard Parish, (66% Bush, 33% Kerry with about 40,000 voters, as opposed to Orleans Parish 78% Kerry and almost 200,000 voters).  Perhaps karma explains the media, and the public's choice, to focus their attention on the race and class issues evoked by New Orleans rather than the conservative swamp and beach front suburbanites just East and South of New Orleans.  Right wingers can attempt to blame this disparity in the media on a liberal media, but the truth is that it is absolute proof of a liberal population in spite of the "conservative" propaganda catapulted by the Bush Administration.

The CATO Institute, a conservative think tank without interest in the absurd Jesus Bully discourse of the radical clerics in Bush's Taliban, is blaming Katrina on a big government spread too thin.  [Federal Failure in New Orleans, A Government Spread Too Thin, Storms of Stupidity ] There is some truth to that.  They have some points wrong, and it's easy to understand why--they represent the people who stand to benefit from government contracts.  Yes, Bush is a dictatorial, repressive and violent, big spending nationalist-socialist in the tradition of Mussolini and Stalin.  Most of the CATO staff would agree with me on that.  What they won't admit is that Bush's big government is little more than a tapeworm that feeds private corporations.  Instead of doing the work with government, secularized, trained and non-partisan employees, they are relying on private contractors, most of whom you may have noticed listen to Limbaugh and vote Republican.  Get my drift?  They are creating a system that favors members of a single party, and also creating a single party system, just like Lenin, Stalin or even Saddam Hussein.  

Liberals must focus on getting people to see the truth.  When the cheap labor conservatives and the anti-government whackos tell you that “This is what happens when you rely on the government.” We must respond with the truth: “No, this is what happens when you allow profit motivated private corporations decide whether or not to rescue extremely poor people.  This is what happens when you let a radical protestant cleric decide how he will go about using your tax dollars to rescue black, Catholic Democrats in a Southern city that is…oh, the horror!...French!!  This is what happens when you let a “market-based solution” to exert life-or-death power over the weak, the poor and the infirm.  This is the end result of Ronald Reagan’s dismantling of America.”  If we play this the right way, we could not only get rid of that lousy excuse for a president, but we just might get up enough public outrage to force these bought-and-paid-for politicians to reset a lot of this privatization stupidity. Don't forget that the Bushies vehemently resisted the creation of a government run office of Transportation Safety Administration to secure airplanes.  Bush and his anti-government, anti-union Evangelicals had to be drug kicking and screaming into this.  I suppose that McDonald's employees would do the work for $1.00 more per hour.  Get the picture?  These people didn't even want to spend the right kind of money to get the right kind of airplane security. 

But, enough beating that river-bloated sacred cow of Republican dogma.  Let's tear into the Bushies.  Finally, the wisdom of that good old "law-and-order-conservative" mantra may have dawned on America.  Mr. Bush now has three major strikes against him. What are his three strikes?  Well, for those who might wonder how they could be reduced to only three, let me clarify that I am abstracting the panoply of errors into three major groups which have cost thousands of lives and dollars, and will probably ultimately undermine the economy of our nation for generations.   Environmental policies are probably even more destructive in the long term, but the Bush Inquisition has brought us back to 1600 again with that old debate between faith and science.  Global Warming is as false as the heliocentric universe, but we are required to deny it lest the corporate right wing condemn us to the rack.  So, I'm limiting his errors to the three really obvious and immediately deadly ones.

Error #1) Lack of preparedness for the attacks of 9-11, underscored by the various failures outlined in the 9-11 Report.  

Error #2) Starting a war on false pretenses, and then managing that war very badly--including, but not limited to, failure to start the draft again.

Error #3) Completely botching hurricane Katrina.  Perhaps most embarrassing is the simple fact that conservative policy decisions have created a scenario that directly contradicts the theories of the Federalist Society and the Christian Taliban.  (namely, that we shouldn't rely on government to save us, but rather that we should rely on churches and private corporations.)  

In the first two cases, the conservative puppets in the American media have pretty successfully diverted attention away by blaming 9-11 on Clinton (a favorite logical fallacy of the right wing), and shifting the purpose of the Iraq War to "democratization" (which has not been going to well either.)  These three strikes are pretty much echoed by conservative columnist David Brooks of the NYT, who said: 

The first rule of the social fabric - that in times of crisis you protect the vulnerable - was trampled. Leaving the poor in New Orleans was the moral equivalent of leaving the injured on the battlefield. No wonder confidence in civic institutions is plummeting.

And the key fact to understanding why this is such a huge cultural moment is this: Last week's national humiliation comes at the end of a string of confidence-shaking institutional failures that have cumulatively changed the nation's psyche.  From the New York Times column "The Bursting Point"

Keith Olbermann states the obvious rather eloquently here: 

…nationally, these are leaders who won re-election last year largely by portraying their opponents as incapable of keeping the country safe.

And most chillingly of all, this is the Law and Order and Terror government. It promised protection — or at least amelioration — against all threats: conventional, radiological, or biological.

Then, just in case anybody found it hard to draw a connection between a breached levy and a terrorist blowing up a levy, he said, with no small irony:

[The Bush administration] has just proved that it cannot save its citizens from a biological weapon called standing water.

It was plenty clear to anyone, even a partisan or conservative ideologue that the main difference between the hurricane causing the Great Flood of New Orleans, or a broken levy caused by a small, conventional terrorist bomb is that the hurricane happens with more than a week of warning.  Imagine what New Orleans would like today if Al Qaeda had blown up a levy back on August 28th when Dubyah was still on vacation.  We'd be looking at multiple hundreds of thousands dead, and  more contamination.  It didn't happen, no.  But the whole point of disaster preparedness is to be prepared, right?  Instead of building new and bigger levies in New Orleans, Alaska got some new bridges that will connect Middleofnowhere to South Nowheresville.  Sure, the money would have been too late, but the point is that they showed a hint of awareness that this might be a problem.  It's super-evident that New Orleans died of neglect.  Republicans ought to ask themselves why it would be that New Orleans, a widely known risk to our energy supply, and a huge number of people who could be wiped out by "standing water" in a matter of minutes did not rank high enough on the list of priorities in comparison to those of Alaska.

Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska), chairman of the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee, bragged to his constituents that the transportation bill (which Young loves so much he named it after his wife) was "stuffed like a turkey" with handouts for his state, and he was not exaggerating. The $721 million in tundra spending includes: a $2 23 million "bridge to "nowhere," connecting the 8,900-person town of Ketchikan to an airport on Gravina Island, whose population is 50; a $200 million bridge connecting Anchorage to a rural port so insignificant even the Anchorage Chamber of Commerce tried to block the project; and $15 million in seed money for a 68-mile, $284 million access road to Juneau. (This last one is opposed by not only the Environmental Protection Agency but a majority of the area's residents.)  [Tim Cavanaugh of Reason]

Explain to me how this project merited anything more than a snicker from any self-respecting fiscal conservative who whines about pigs at the government trough.  The answer is so simple, really.  Our media has been a key player and tool in Bush's Corporate Dictatorship of America.  All along, we have seen snakelike talking heads like Tim Russert slithering their cold tongues into the bungholes of the Bush administration.  Fortunately, media sources outside this country, even in England, our ally, have done a great job dismantling the hogwash.  [this excellent BBC article outlines the ramifications for us.] Outside of this country, it's common knowledge and accepted fact that our media has been completely controlled by Bush. 

The CIA leak story wasn't one of the 3 strikes I count, but I believe that it was the key precipitating factor which inspired the media to rebel, and thus create "Katrinagate."  The signs of Bush's impending doom are palpable.  Already we are seeing the heavily insulated pseudo-president have to respond to real and damning questions--something from which they had protected him for five years.  Maybe I'm just dreaming, but I detect that they smell blood in the water.  It would appear that the media is in open revolt.  Even if Russert is still pretending that people are over-reacting to the mess, it is evident that Mr. Bush is in trouble and may face some of the harshest criticism and reality of his entire, pathetic life.   In my opinion, the strangest and most damaging remarks are coming from Bush himself--and his mother.  

An interesting metamedia article from 1010 Wins anthologizes, with minimal irony and commentary some of the strange remarks emanating from the administration, like this little tidbit:

Bush had raised eyebrows on his first trip by, among other things, picking Sen. Trent Lott, R-Miss. - instead of the thousands of mostly poor and black storm victims - as an example of loss. "Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house - he's lost his entire house - there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch," Bush said with a laugh from an airplane hangar in Mobile, Ala.

And this from the president's mother: 

"What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality.

"And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them."

Remember in the movie Farenheit 9/11 when  Bush sat with his thumbs up his arse at the grade school as planes crashed into the World Trade Center?  Would you believe that he set himself up even better for the next Michael Moore extravaganza?  Check out what Mr. Bush was up to on the day he finally decided to pay attention to the hurricane.

I mean, can you get any more creepy than that?  Could Jon Stewart or The Onion even make things up that were this strange and thoughtless?  Michael Moore, Jon Stewart and the Onion must be eternally grateful to George W. Bush for keeping them in business with this surreal and sinister tragicomedia

From my left-tilted perspective, the best aspect of this horrid scenario is the clear and distinct evidence that, in spite of right wing Jesus-Bully rhetoric against reliance on government, we see now that the alternative is watching on CNN and FOX as the Gulf Coast is transformed into (or revealed as) a third world country.  Of course, I'm still hearing some of these angry morons frothing on AM talk radio from those who are still living in a fantasy world where Pat Robertson's Operation Blessing would come down from the skies on angels' wings and rescue them.  Those angels never showed up and radical cleric Pat Robertson is quickly becoming a liability.  Although lots of "gov'ment hating" Christians are screaming "That's what happens when you rely on the government!", I'm guessing this will backfire on them.  A whole lot of Americans are extremely pissed off, and I'm thinking that they won't like to hear that Bush's radical cleric buddy is getting federal money to do the job of the secular FEMA.  "Religious outsourcing" has a deeply disturbing ring to it after Katrina, don't you think?

As this metaphorical hurricane wreaks havoc in the White House, I have no doubt that the pissed off media will tell the American public how Bush has been piping disaster relief money from FEMA into the coffers of radical Christian Taliban cleric Pat Robertson.  Naturally, FEMA has removed the offensive link on the web site, but Google still carries the traces of that connection.  If you want to donate money to the victims of Katrina, I suggest that you avoid sending money to the Red Cross, which is controlled by the government, which we have now seen is actively and criminally negligent.  FEMA, thanks to loopholes created by Bush's "Faith Based Hornswoggle" is piping money right into Pat Robertson's relief organization so they can send protestant Bibles and propaganda to the Catholics of New Orleans.  Governor Blanco has rejected the leadership of the Federal Government via FEMA, opting instead to hire Bill Clinton's former FEMA head and creating a private charity to make it all work.  Send your money to that instead, and help them make the Bush administration look even worse.  

Whether or not Bush "dodges the bullet" of Katrina, the key point that liberals must never let go of on this is the observation that private and religious institutions are not capable of handling such a crisis, even if they really did have the hand of God behind them (which I seriously doubt anyway.)  A few whackos might not give a damn about the plight of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast, but I predict that in the upcoming elections we will see this anti-government rhetoric transformed from Bush's dismantling of government social programs and institutions to the dismantling of the Bush political/media machine.  The possible political motives do not look good either.  Consider, for example, the implications of replacing the secular/public FEMA with sectarian fanatics like the radical protestant clerics.  Do you suppose that they would respond to a disaster fairly if it happened in a predominantly Democratic and/or Catholic city, like, say... New Orleans?  I guess that's what you get when you rely on privatized and faith-based disaster relief, huh?  Take note that the privatization and sectarian religious takeover of public institutions is already well underway.  

Also, we must all take another, much closer look at the realities and possibilities of homeland security--both as a goal and as a government program.  How much money do we need to spend to be safe, especially if we want to maintain a substantial military presence in Iraq and Afghanistan?  Can we ever hope to create enough security, or should we be looking at other, more creative ways to make America safer, like perhaps dumping John Bolton and trying to make some friends at the U.N. again?  It's time we started ignoring the harpies on the right who cackle and shriek about diplomacy as "appeasement."

Something tells me that Bush is in for some pretty uncomfortable questions coming from his once docile lapdogs.  Will this lead to impeachment?  Who the hell knows?  I really can't explain how Bush even survived his first full year in office back in 2001.  Bush may be incompetent and he may be an irritating slack-jawed dimwit, but he has managed to survive it all, rather like Castro or Saddam Hussein...  [Jon Stewart's parody--the government and FEMA have turned all their energy toward rescuing the beleaguered president.]

What will be the outcomes of Katrina in New Orleans?  This is the question that most disturbs me.  New Orleans is one of the few cities south of the Mason Dixon line, along with Austin, TX, which I could possibly find livable.  They are full of a diverse mixture of people, and both cities are very musical, artistic places.  From a more pragmatic perspective, they are Democratic strongholds in the red state territory.  Kerry took Orleans county 78% to 22%. In fact, in most of the cities in Louisiana, Kerry made showings well above 40%.  Yes, Kerry won in Austin, TX too 56% to 42%.  Austin is where Governor Bush had his last big job, remember?  Oh, and for the sake of comparison, the three coastal counties of Mississippi voted 87,418 for Bush and 43,755 for Kerry (67% to 33%).  Notice how little we have heard about FEMA problems in Mississippi.  

The displacement of large numbers of poor African Americans will have powerful effects on everyone.  I wonder how many Democratic voters will never come back to vote against Trent Lott?  I wonder how many underperforming students will never have to be counted again on the Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama No Child Left Behind spreadsheets?  I wonder how many dollars in welfare money will be saved?  I wonder how many poor, black musicians will never again enliven the streets of New Orleans for Republican tourists?   I wonder how many hypocritical right wingers will accuse liberals of being glad that hurricane Katrina is sinking George Bush in a rising tide of dissent and gale force winds of criticism?

I'll close my rant here with another quote from Keith Olbermann, who is quoting the conservatives' favorite, Winston Churchill: 

"The responsibility," of government, Churchill told the British Parliament "for the public safety is absolute and requires no mandate. It is in fact, the prime object for which governments come into existence."
      
In forgetting that, the current administration did not merely damage itself — it damaged our confidence in our ability to rely on whoever is in the White House.

For that, may these scumbags rot in the very Hell that they have invented.  And we are left to pay the bill for a crazy plan that would never have worked anyway.

Follow-up links to more disgusting news about this disaster:

 

Hurricane Reality vs. Right-Wing Ideology:  Excellent article on the failure of privatization and the threats of nervous conservatives who sense their house of cards is about to fall.

Rita's Victims vs. Katrina's--in simplest terms, Rita crashed into a comparatively wealthy, low population density area with cars, whereas Katrina hit a poor, densely populated area of Democratic voters.  Interestingly, Jefferson County voted 51 to 49% for Kerry and it is 34% Black (New Orleans was 67% Black), and it was right on the front line.  Rita then plowed through rural Republican areas.   A bit more sheltered was the adjacent Orange County, which voted 64 to 36% for Bush.   Just in case you were hoping that everyone will see how much better the response was this time...

Breakdowns Marked Path From Hurricane to Anarchy (NYT article)  Nice synopsis of the screwups, though the article avoids blaming any one party for the errors.

Swimming to New Orleans, a journalist goes into New Orleans during the disaster and encounters sights and stories that seem unbelievable. The current trend in post-hurricane propaganda is that the horror stories we heard were false.  It does appear that much of it was, and those rumors figure into this story.  However, Nick Glassman of Pacific News Service does tell a story that seems plausible enough, and it is a good prose work for describing the experience of going straight into the disaster area--the terror of rumors spreading through a watery hell.  

Exaggerations and Lies about the violent acts committed by the victims of Katrina.  Of course, it's no surprise to me to discover that Michael Brown and those who were working hard to shift the work of FEMA over to radical cleric Pat Robertson were telling us lies about what the trapped victims in New Orleans were doing.  They need a reason why they couldn't go in and prevent more suffering.  This article is extensive, and goes over just about all the stories you've heard.   

July 2004 National Geographic article predicts with amazing accuracy the Great Flood of New Orleans.  

Video of Jefferson Parish President Broussard's impassioned pleas.  This video is powerful stuff that will haunt the Bushies for decades, I think, especially since this beach front and suburban bayou real estate is populated with loyal Republicans.  

Pumping the water out of New Orleans is the easy part.  What about the motor oil, gasoline, battery acid, raw sewage, rotting flesh... ?  How much will it cost to clean that mess out of the environment?  By the way, where did New Orleans get its drinking water anyway?  Naturally, six months later, the media is telling us that all these scenarios were false or exaggerated.

Barbara Bush: Things Working Out 'Very Well' for Poor Evacuees from New Orleans

Why are refugees being held at gunpoint behind barbed wire in Utah?  Do we have an American insurgency? 

Three Duke University students drove all the way to that Civic Center in a 2-wheel drive Hyundai on Saturday! 

Scott McClellan's Sept 6, 2005 Press Conference--his opening speech is pure drivel, but if you scroll down to the Q&A, you'll see the growing tide of seething anger from the media.  No more softball questions for these scumbags!  This is right off the White House's own web site, folks.  Read it and weep GOP faithful.  Disneyland is now closed.  Welcome to reality.

Pew Research Poll reveals that 2/3 of African Americans believe that the people of New Orleans would have been saved if they had been white, whereas 70% of white crackers didn't believe the government is so racist.  Fancy that.  Oh well, I can't imagine that Bush will be making any trips to New Orleans to meet with victims unless they come from the 12% of the population there that voted for him.