Copyright May 2004
For those who may not have read a lot of my other essays
on this site, I would like to point out that I like to be ironic,
provocative, and hyperbolic. The "rant" is one of my
favorite genres for internet "literature." In this essay
I will make an analogy that is certain to be very offensive to a class
of gardener I will refer to as the "Botanically Correct Garden
Nazi." I intend this largely in humor, and do not seriously
believe that the evil motives of the Aryan Nation movement have any
conscious or real analogue in the behaviors and ideas of some
gardeners. My goal is to use some irony and humor to point out
that absurdity of their vision.
During the past ten years or so, gardeners have been subtly
pressured to stop buying flowering perennials and reseeding annuals from
other parts of the world than their local area. Jim
Wilson is one of the foremost authors in this field of
"isolationist gardening." Wilson has many
persuasive arguments. Native plants need less artificial
irrigation, less insecticides, etc. They are adapted to your
area. Further, they provide important food sources for local
wildlife. Most important is the observation that many plants (both
indigenous and foreign) can
escape cultivation to become invasive marauders. They replace
local species and transform the landscape. In some cases they even
destroy important food sources for wildlife.
As a pretty hardcore liberal and
environmentalist, these are very
persuasive arguments. However, as a very urban and fairly
cosmopolitan person, I also am attracted to cultural diversity and the
exotic. It's not that local plants aren't pretty. Here's
where my analogy comes in. Like
many urban liberals, I am not terribly interested in trying to maintain
America as a paradise of European white immigrants. I like seeing
the cultural variety that globalization and immigration have created
here. The vanishing of the illusion of a traditional white
America corresponds with the vanishing of the illusion of static,
native phytosystems here. Ironically, I can't help making some comparisons between the
anti-immigrant rhetoric of whackos like Michael Savage and the
anti-exotic rhetoric of the "native plants only"
crowd.
Surely we must think of the wildlife that depend upon the
vegetation. But, I can't help noticing the paradoxical parallel
between the inability of Pat Buchanan to see the inherent value of
having East Indian doctors in small towns of America, and these
"botanically correct" activists who can't see the value of
foreign plants that can provide food for local creatures, or prevent
erosion, etc. Lythrum, Akebia, Kudzu and others give
excellent examples for them to argue their "anti-immigration"
policies. However, other plants have proven themselves welcome
additions to our land.
On the other hand, there are odd indications of the eugenic
motivations of the native habitat restoration movement. For
instance, I recently picked up a pamphlet for the local Native
Vegetation Landscape Restoration Program of Ramsey County.
They offer subsidies to restore native vegetation in critical areas,
including rain gardens and boulevard plantings, which are quite
practical for us urban homeowners. However, in their documentation
they state that not only are there to be no exotic, non-native species,
but they will not even accept cultivars. For those who
don't know, cultivars are natural genetic mutations of one species, so
they are not vegetable immigrants. A cultivar, with the exception
of the double-flowered varieties, would provide more diversity to the
gene pool of the species without polluting the species with freakish F1
or F2 interspecies commingling. In the more extreme cases,
cultivars are not even fertile. However, it is not uncommon for
horticulturalists to propagate their plants through cloning. This
suggests to me that their motivations have less to do with improving the
environment, than they do with asserting a rigid agenda of ethnic
cleansing not unlike that inspired in XVI Century Spain by Torquemada.
What's a gardener to do? I suggest that you keep in mind these
simple facts: 1) Their goal is impossible. Even if they
successfully create healthy examples of what they think are natural, the
actual spaces will be filled numerous exotic plants and animals.
It is impossible to kill all the foreigners. The Dandelion is a
foreigner. Earthworms are invaders. Ladybugs are abducted
slaves. How likely is it that they can exterminate all the
non-natives in their attempts to recreate past habitats? Given the aesthetic demands of
the gardeners, there will also be significant examples of plantings that
are indigenous to the state, but in quite different habitats. For
instance, a Yellow Ladyslipper orchid from the Red Wing area would not
survive next to a pink Ladyslipper near Bemidji, even though they are in
the same genus, and can be hybridized. This example is quite
radical, but I'm sure that the county will fail to get us to follow
their plans if we aren't allowed to put a few Northern forest species in
with some of the prairie denizens. Hence, these "recreations" will
always be to some degree artificial. 2) Supply and demand
laws assure that people will continue to plant exotics unless they are
outlawed. This also means that localized attempts at purity will
always be threatened by repeat invasions from the collections in their
neighbors' gardens. The powers that be won't
even allow sane gun control legislation, so how on Earth do they imagine
that they will be able to prevent a Lebanese immigrant from growing her
precious family heirloom Mentha for tabouli, or the Pakistani
from growing the various herbs necessary to make Garam Masala? Are
we to demand that the Hmong women not cultivate Oriental lilies in their
backyards? Can the Norwegian farmer mix beautiful cultivars of Hemerocalis
in amongst the local orange day lilies in the ditch along his
property? Would it destroy the Minnesota countryside if the day
lilies suddenly began showing up in shades of red? Oops!
daylilies aren't native to begin with, although they are present
throughout the state. 3) The
real botanical evil of modern society is monoculture, or the attempt to
limit diversity to a very small number of plants: bluegrass, fescue
grass, arborvitae, hostas, tulips and maybe a flowering crabapple along
with a couple of maple trees. See my old essay on "The
Lawncare Cult." Even the rigid design of formal gardens
limits biodiversity to some extent, when compared with the 4) Some plants are indeed invasive and
undesirable. Among the more dangerous plants are those which have
the following traits:
- vines that grow quickly and reseed freely.
- plants that develop deep and spreading systems of rhizomes that
spread outward rapidly.
- plants whose seeds are many, and ability to travel is
great. Waterborne seeds are especially bad in
Minnesota.
The first thing you should notice about this list is that many of the
native species they want us to grow fit those descriptions quite
well. Within urban settings, many native plants are more
troublesome than Dandelions if you are trying to maintain a controlled
look around your home. Given the aforementioned laws of supply and
demand, it is unlikely that Minnesotans will replace their Mexican
Cosmos with local Rudbeckia nitida. Why on earth would
anyone in their right mind want to replace a Clematis 'Jackmani'
with a Celastrus scandens (Bittersweet)? Yet, we should be
extremely careful in introducing plants like Akebia, or
Loosestrife.
Within the context of our garden, our choice has been to avoid
aggressive invader plants that can indeed escape our garden, and emphasize
plants that are attractive, and provide appealing food sources for bees, birds and other
wildlife. For instance, the Spanish Thalictrum flavum is
extremely attractive to bees. There are many variants of local
species that are close enough in their constituents that they can easily
feed the same animals. Some species are already dispersed
throughout the globe. For example, the Cloudberry, (Rubus
) is extremely like the raspberry, but you can
mow it, so it is far more practical (and perhaps subversive) in
residential contexts. Another trick I am trying is to create
unnatural microecosystems. In particular, within the context of
this Prairie/Hardwood transitional zone with high lime content in the
soil, I am
creating a strongly acidic front yard for the cultivation of edible
ericaceous berries like Blueberry, Uva Ursi, Empetrum, Wintergreen and
even some non-edibles that wildlife enjoy, like Baneberry. They
would find a more naturally friendly environment in Duluth. The
collection of plants there would never exist together in any place, and
they would never occur naturally in local environments, but with some
conifers, sulfur and peat moss, it becomes possible to create my fantasy
"Circumpolar Garden", while simultaneously creating new
sources of food for the wildlife in our neighborhood. Yet
another trick is that we feed the birds and squirrels during
Winter. Obviously the bags of birdseed are full of exotic species
that sprout in Spring but this isn't hard to control. The birds
thrive in those spruce trees, and their droppings provide natural
nutrients for the soil. But, I
do try to plant as many natives as I can manage to control. In
other words, I'm inspired by the county restoration efforts to think
more carefully about what I'm doing, but I'm going to ignore them for
the most part, and do my own thing. It merely provides another
example for libertarian tax haters to rail against social engineering
mavens in the public sector. |