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5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement
park.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I drive this way to piss you off.
I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
Keep honking while I reload.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her. . . or something like that.
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Support Cannibalism -- Eat Me!
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
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